🥱 Advertising Week New York
Addled Week
"Seven days. Nine venues. Zero sleep."
The only survival guide to five simultaneous stages and one open bar.
NEXT DEPLOY · New York, NY
Field HQ for the High Caliber AI network — five sites tracking the marketing, ad, and tech events that eat your calendar. Countdowns, coverage, receipts, and one dispatch that ties it all together.
🥱 Advertising Week NY 2026
New York, NY · 2026-10-05
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FIVE THEATERS · ONE COMMAND
Each theater has its own site with the full dispatch. Panel Fatigue is where they cross paths and share intel.
🥱 Advertising Week New York
"Seven days. Nine venues. Zero sleep."
The only survival guide to five simultaneous stages and one open bar.
NEXT DEPLOY · New York, NY
🎰 CES
"Ten square miles of televisions and delusion."
Stripping CES down to what's actually useful — and the 97% that isn't.
NEXT DEPLOY · Las Vegas, NV
🌮 SXSW Interactive
"Every panel needs a taco chaser."
Chasing SXSW Interactive from the Convention Center to the trailer parks.
NEXT DEPLOY · Austin, TX
🌴 POSSIBLE
"You're either there. Or you're possibly there."
Beachfront keynotes, poolside deals, and a rumor of a Lisbon after-party.
NEXT DEPLOY · Miami Beach, FL → Lisbon, Portugal
🍾 Cannes Lions
"If you don't spray it, you weren't there."
Yachts, rosé, and rented awards. We spray it all over the place so you don't have to.
NEXT DEPLOY · Cannes, France
ALSO ON THE RADAR
Events we're monitoring from the High Caliber AI events desk — no dedicated site (yet), but they're on the map.
MozCon 2026
Seattle, WA
Brand Innovators Summer Summit
Martha's Vineyard, MA
Black Hat USA
Las Vegas, NV
SaaStr Annual
San Mateo, CA
INBOUND 2026
San Francisco, CA
Salesforce Connections
Chicago, IL
Brandweek by Adweek
Phoenix, AZ
Content Marketing World
San Diego, CA
TechCrunch Disrupt
San Francisco, CA
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
Rotating dispatches from the front. Featured coverage, receipts, sightings, and the occasional interception.
3:47 AM · Someone's CEO explaining Web3 to a bartender at the JW.
Bartender nodded. Bartender did not care.
"This will be the year AI agents replace half our marketing stack."
— Same guy who said this in 2024, 2025, 2026.
Successfully skipped 4 keynotes. Ate 7 breakfast tacos. Made 2 friends.
ROI: unclear. Vibes: elite.
OPERATIONS TIMELINE · 2026–2027
🥱 Advertising Week NY 2026
New York, NY
🎰 CES 2027
Las Vegas, NV
🌮 SXSW Interactive 2027
Austin, TX
🌴 POSSIBLE Miami 2027
Miami Beach, FL
🍾 Cannes Lions 2027
Cannes, France
🌴 POSSIBLE Lisbon 2027
Lisbon, Portugal
WHY THIS EXISTS
We're the High Caliber AI network — a small collective building satirical, affectionate, and occasionally useful field guides to the events that define our industry.
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